Demeter: The Heartbreaker

 

We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.

stfuconservatives:

breanieswordvomit:

-The logic of most of the Republican party

Sent to me from sister - god, I love her!

Did you know that some high schools are teaching DRIVER’S ED??? Everyone knows the only way to prevent car accidents is to never drive! Learning safe driving techniques is just the slippery slope to all kinds of dangerous behaviors!

movies vs. reality

MOVIES:

REALITY:

(Source: bigcitywhoop, via changetheworldlaugh)

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youleftmeperhapsless:

velocitiestrumpet:

liversnap:

suddenlysencha:

herletterstoapollo:

aniskywolf:

underthepigsty:

squeakbeast:

blackdave:


Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form

YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME

all my friends are going to hate me

I have no idea what the hell I’m doing anymore.

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52038. Bitches. Not bad for someone who hasn’t played in an eon.

need this on my blog because

BECAUSE REASONS

UI: Ooooo w-what’s this? ‘o’

Sorry revision, you’re gonna have to wait. 

Press ‘z’ to jump.  That took me an embarrassing long time to figure out.

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5/23/2012 - Video

Yup.  That solves it.  I’m going silver.